Missy! The official Missy Moolah Blog

Blog Entry 1

01
Jan

Hello world! Is anyone out there? Just kidding, I know you're all here, because you're all my fabulous fans, and you're all totally welcome to my totally awesome web log, or, as you internet people call it, "blog!" Oh, you internet people.

 

Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking: wait a second, Missy Moolah, why should I be reading your blog? Wasn't it just last year that you were forced to declare bankruptcy due to a tragic lip-syncing accident that sunk your self-funded mega-album, Missy-tified? Wasn't it just last year that you threw several thousand unsold collectors editions of said album from your personal helicopter over the Grand Canyon in a misguided publicity stunt? Wasn't it just last year that your plea deal from said publicity stunt required you to issue a contrite, soulful apology to Girl Scout Troop #526, which thankfully has fully recovered from what I think we all can agree were non-life-threatening injuries?

 

Well, totally fabulous fans, that was last year, and this is this year. You're about to see a new side of Missy, and I'm not just talking about my new, almost entirely non-lip-synced music! You're going to see a new, fiscally and socially responsible Missy. I call her Missy-ndependent!

 

That's it for now; I've got coffee shops to book and guitar chords to learn (errr, refresh) for my new tour. Ciao!

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