Blog Entry 1

01
January

Hello world! Is anyone out there? Just kidding, I know you're all here, because you're all my fabulous fans, and you're all totally welcome to my totally awesome web log, or, as you internet people call it, "blog!" Oh, you internet people.

Now, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking: wait a second, Missy Moolah, why should I be reading your blog? Wasn't it just last year that you were forced to declare bankruptcy due to a tragic lip-syncing accident that sunk your self-funded mega-album, Missy-tified? Wasn't it just last year that...